you call this a puzzle?

(add .html for the answer to work, or thou shalt be parred) (only look up the answers online as a last resort. don't just cheat your way through this puzzle like a few bozos will probably do.) (contact my twitter account @CorreanCollar, my discord Correan Collar#8286 or my email johnyardsale89@gmail.com if you want help or you want to ask a question about the puzzle)